hey there teen wolf fandom, in my years of engineering, i have seen it all from pub crawls to frosh nights so i will do my best to guide you through teen wolf viewing fun. but remember, please drink responsibly. tea is a great substitute.
take a drink when:
- stiles references pop culture
- derek pops out of nowhere
- scott says allison
- jackson puppy pouts
- stiles says “oh my god”
- scott makes his weird orgasm face, you know the one
- allison laughs off her family’s weird behaviour
- chris argent threatens minors
- danny rolls his eyes
- lydia is a smartypants
- finstock tells a convoluted story
- shirtless werewolves
- stiles eating
- throwback references to teen wolf
- really bad French pronunciation
- parkour bunny hop
- lacrosse cut scene
- stiles licking his lips
- misuse of police equipment
- shower scenes
- scott being obtuse (you’d get smashed)
do you want us to die from alcohol poisoning? :D
I ALWAYS ALTERNATE BETWEEN SODA POP AND ALCOHOL. MODERATION IS KEY.



