jen’s teen wolf drinking game - guaranteed to get you smashed

swing-set-in-december:

mybrokenbbywolf:

swing-set-in-december:

hey there teen wolf fandom, in my years of engineering, i have seen it all from pub crawls to frosh nights so i will do my best to guide you through teen wolf viewing fun. but remember, please drink responsibly. tea is a great substitute.

take a drink when:

• stiles references pop culture
• derek pops out of nowhere
• scott says allison
• jackson puppy pouts
• stiles says “oh my god”
• scott makes his weird orgasm face, you know the one
• allison laughs off her family’s weird behaviour 
• chris argent threatens minors
• danny rolls his eyes
• lydia is a smartypants
• finstock tells a convoluted story
• shirtless werewolves
• stiles eating
• throwback references to teen wolf
• really bad French pronunciation
• parkour bunny hop
• lacrosse cut scene
• stiles licking his lips
• misuse of police equipment
• shower scenes
• scott being obtuse (you’d get smashed)

do you want us to die from alcohol poisoning? :D

I ALWAYS ALTERNATE BETWEEN SODA POP AND ALCOHOL. MODERATION IS KEY.

heathyr:

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.

Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”

So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”

#stiles stilinski as a child

dying of laughter

adhdproblems:

Every time someone tries to tell me ADHD is made up by pharmaceutical companies, or that if I’d just try diet and natural remedies, my ADHD would magically be cured, I think of this video. It always makes me feel better.

Each case of A.D.H.D. is unique, and I find it incredibly offensive when people, especially people who don’t know me, take it upon themselves to tell me that their treatment plan is the only legitimate one. I have several close friends at my school who have A.D.H.D. We all cope in different ways, and that shouldn’t be an issue. It all comes down to respect.